There's a new phenomenon around town and it's here to stay. Last night I was flipping through the cable stations and I stopped on a public access channel. What did I see? Children with slicked down sideburns, multi-colored hair tracks, and sweat glistened foreheads all cheesing as the camera zoomed by. And the dj yelled, '90s babies, make some muthalovin noise!' My palm hit my mouth. What the hell? 90s? 90s?!? What does he mean by that? These kids are...COMING OF AGE!
90s babies can actually party at teen clubs. And better yet, folks born in 1990 are now 18 years old which means they can actually hit certain venues. Oh man. That means one thing - I am getting old! And crack monkey music is gonna win over more clubs now than ever. In 2011, will I have to REQUEST BBD's Poison as opposed to just expecting it to come on at every flippin party? Worse (not better yet), just think about this - what is the 90s kids equivalent to Poison? Aww man that's a sad question to even consider answering. I assume it's a Jay-Z song...I guess it wouldn't be so bad if it's Jay-Z. Hmmm...I'm just sayin! That snap craze caught hold of them and that goodness awful Soulja Boy. Was that a movement? Would we consider that a bonafide dance to remember years from now. Unfortunately...I'd have to say yes...especially when you've got old people, random celebs, and people in the state of Kentucky doing the Yuuuuhh! My thought - ugggggh!I feel sorry for 90s babies. They'll never know good music. They've been trained to like filth...hot garbage! They'll never know they deserve more...oh their precious ears. Lol.
But is that how 70s babies feel about 80s babies music? Cause I am literally obsessed with 80s babies music and no one can tell me nothin! Troop, Hi-Five, Potrait, After 7, Keith Washington, Ill Al Scratch, Shanice, the Uptown movement - all day er'day! I am trapped in the last era of decent music. So we've got a few more years of partying before the 90s babies really trespass but I know one thing - their awful tunes aren't gonna run me outta the club...without a dance fight! You think the Kid N Play mixed with the MC Hammer can sweep them off the floor?!? We'll find out soon enough...
Rehearsing my 8 count that'll put these kids to shame,
Kris
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