Maybe it's time for me to go on vacation. Lately I've been taking three-hour lunches. Not only because I can but because I SHOULD! It's good for my health. And besides, never ever cut off interesting people when they're in a groove.
Today I went out to lunch with my favorite DJ. Woooo finally! I thought I'd never get him out! I'm sure he has no idea that I've wanted to hang out since this time last year but I figured maybe the excitement he stirs up when he plays Bernard Wright's Who Do You Love and then mixes into LL Cool J's Loungin remix could translate elsewhere. Shrug. Again, I'm sure he has no clue I've even thought about him beyond my song requests. I definitely only speak to him about music.
Now that I think of it, I used to assume he was a little startled by me. On several occasions, I ran up on him in the DJ booth. I've jumped and waved in front of him - AAAAAAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PLAYED 'SATURDAY LOVE'...'STEELO'....JADE'S DON'T WALK AWAY...WHO PLAYS QUEEN LATIFAH'S SONG 'IT'S ALRUGHT'?!?! I LOVE YOU!!! So when I also yell, 'HEY! DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT SOMETIME?,' maybe it doesn't go over in his mind. But maybe he just gets a kick out of me. What's very interesting about him is that although he is the BEST DJ in NY in my opinion, he's not hype AT ALL! He will play for 5 hours and he'll shout me out on the mic at any and every party he sees me wildin the f out but when he's mixing, he just kinda sits there.
Enter 'cloud above my head' moment...Maybe I need a guy on the 1s and 2s. Someone who knows how to control me with music. That'd be GREAT! For example...So I start yelling, 'But baby, what the hell are you talking bout! You're so stupid...'DJ Kristen's Man breaks out -Insert: Aaliyah's Back and Forth* Kristen than forgets EVERYTHING going on and drops her bags and kicks off her shoes and starts jamming* DJ Kristen's Man thinks, 'Mission Accomplished!' End Scene!
Wouldn't that be great? Oh man! That's what I'm talking about. LOL Although we went to lunch, I didn't manage to ask him anything really personal. I don't know why. He seems like such a calm person; I'm really scared of scaring him cause I'm jumpy and kinda all over the place. But I'm a funny haha, not a funny oh no! Really! Even if we're just cool, it's all good. Nice guy...
But seriously, I think a DJ could save my life! Don't cha think?!?
Pondering...
Kris
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