The winter coat, hat, and gloves have resurfaced. I hustled to work this morning, and ducked around the office corridors. Oooh, goody! It's 9:25 and no one's here. I whipped out 500 pages of bright peach paper from my bag to begin my family reunion photocopies. Do you get written up for making bulk copies at an organization? Muahaha, Kris won't find out because I'm here before anyone else, all by my lonesome! I rub my hands together and giggle with glee as I see the reunion emblem on each page and then HALT! What happened? Another young lady walks into the printing booth. "I'm trying to print something." I start stammering, "Uh well...it might be a while." She sits down next to the printer. Oh no, am I gonna get written up for making personal photocopies? I quickly take the 100 sheets I have printed and move into another copy area. 50 copies later, she shows up again. "Oh, the other printer wasn't working so I figured I'd try this one." I tell her swiftly to come back in five minutes. But because I felt guilty, I stopped my printing half way through.
Ok, so maybe I'll have to print 10 pages at a time throughout the day to not look suspicious. But as soon as I got a chance, I didn't make 10 - I made 40. Then HALT! A big red light flashes on the copy beast. There's a paper jam. The copier asks me to open one door, then another door, and then oh my goodness, the whole copier is wide open. There are peach pages flying out of the crevices of the copier. Oh gosh, now I'm really caught. I snatch the pages out and start closing the doors, but there's this big lever that won't cooperate. I refuse to run away. I'm not the peach paper copy thief! I drop the papers, and then wipe my brow and finally slam the door shut. I don't run but I look around and walk quietly back into my office.
So now, I'm gonna have to try another freakin copy monster cause I'm getting these family reunion envelopes stuffed today! I could have just waited to print until the end of the day but I want my peach printed pages now! Now I say!!!
I'm really excited, can't you tell? I'm excited because in seven days, I'll be a whopping 2-?. Oh lawd! And in ten days, the roof's gonna fly off of Taj Lounge just like it did in House Party cause we're bringing back (what I consider) the classics!!! Come one and come all, don't be wack and stand on the wall. Time to shake off all that turkey and stuffing you gobbled down! Hope you're having a fantasic week!!! Hugs and kisses all around.
XOXO,
Kris
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